Tuesday, August 24

Wednesday, August 18

How To Be Alone

Kinda weird, kinda awkward, kinda awesome.

Kinda like me.

(via swiss miss)

This Week in Failure:

What I thought I was buying off ebay:
"La dee da look at me I bought a new leather satchel for my books and scholarly stuff and it was only 15 dollars yeah thats right I'm awesome and ebay is prett cool too"

What I actually got:
"Wtf. The pictures online made this bag look gargantuan, but it is in fact the worlds tiniest purse. I mean was this thing made for carrying around breath mints? How did the seller have the gall to call this thing a satchel? Dear God I basically purchased a wallet on a string. I have been duped, and its all ebay's fault"

And Now for Some Poetry